No Man Can Touch Her Naked Steel Starring: Lana Clarkson, Katt Shea, Frank Zagarino, Dawn Dunlap, Arman Chapman Director: Hector Olivera 1985 | 70 Minutes | Rated R “There’s a reason for fighting and entertaining a tyrant isn’t it.” – Argan After Amazons and Gladiators failed to quench my thirst for sword fighty violence I…
Starring: Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight, Iain Glen, Daniel Craig Director: Simon West 2001 | 100 Minutes | PG-13 “Into the belly of the beast.” – Manfred Powell “And out of the demon’s ass.” – Alex West I have been a gamer for most of my life. I cut my teeth on Super Mario Bros., Mega…
Starring: Victor Webster, Ron Perlman, Billy Zane, Bostin Christopher, Dave Bautista, Kevin “Kimbo Slice” Ferguson, Selina Lo Director: Roel Reine 2012 | 105 Minutes | PG-13 “There is no army, your highness.” – Mathayus “Just us.” – Olaf It has been a while since I have seen the original Scorpion King and I never saw…
The Clash Begins Starring: Sam Worthington, Gemma Arterton, Mads Mikkelsen, Alexa Davalos, Ralph Fiennes, Liam Neeson, Jason Flemyng, Luke Evans, Polly Walker, Liam Cunningham Director: Louis Leterrier 2010 | 106 Minutes | PG-13 “Release the Kraken!” – Zeus I really put off seeing Clash of the Titans because of the incredibly mixed reviews I had…
On His Most Dangerous Mission Ever, The World’s Toughest Secret Agent Isn’t Going In Alone. Starring: Jackie Chan, Carol Cheng, Eva Cobo De Garcia, Ikeda Shoko Director: Jackie Chan 1991 | 92 Minutes | PG-13 “African vampires don’t like Chinese blood.” – Condor OK, so get this. The movie that was released as Operation Condor…
Unlock The Legend Starring: Michelle Yeoh, Brandon Chang, Ben Chaplin, Richard Roxburgh, Dane Cook Director: Peter Pau 2002 | 84 Minutes | PG-13 “Noise. Police. China. No.” – Karl The Touch is something of a martial arts-action-adventure-comedy. An odd combination that tells me that the director probably didn’t have a firm grasp on what all…
Make A Wish Starring: Darren Shahlavi, Kandyse McClure, Noam Jenkins, Eugene Clark Director: Mario Azzopardi 2012 | 86 Minutes | Not Rated “In other words, be careful what you wish for.” – Shifa “Very careful.” – Kaleel Aladdin seems like odd source material for a SyFy movie. He isn’t fighting a raptor/stingray crossbreed or a giant…
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