Live, Die, Repeat Starring: Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt, Bill Paxton Director: Doug Liman 2014 | 113 Minutes | PG-13 “While it is an honor, General, I’m afraid I’m going to have to decline. I can’t stand the sight of blood. Not so much as a papercut.” – Cage I’m far from a Tom Cruise fan.…
Starring: Reid Warner, Darrin Bragg, Ben Rovner, Jelena Nik, Glenn Campbell Director: Oren Peli 2015 | 91 Minutes | Rated R “Area 51, man. It’s the 51st state.” – local interviewee Paranormal Activity creator Oren Peli’s Area 51 has been in production for a long time. It’s one of those movies that seemed like it…
Fear The Dark Starring: Keri Russell, Josh Hamilton, Dakota Goyo, Kadan Rockett, J.K. Simmons Director: Scott Charles Stewart 2013 | 97 Minutes | PG-13 “What am I doing in the kitchen?” – Daniel Dark Skies seemed to be overlooked by darn near everyone. I knew that the movie existed but it seemed like it came…
They Do Not Come In Peace Starring: Brittany Allen, Freddie Stroma, Melanie Papalia, Jesse Moss, Anja Savcic, Sean Rogerson Director: Colin Minihan 2014 | 101 Minutes | Not Rated “This is definitely not an airplane.” – Seth I don’t really remember where I heard about Extraterrestrial. Whenever… wherever… whoever it was… thank you. I was…
The Footage Is Real. The Proof Is Irrefutable. Starring: Chelsea Vincent, Peter Pedrero, Philip Croc Director: Mark Atkins 2012 | 88 Minutes | Not Rated “The ocean’s a hundred miles away. No clue how the boat got here.” – Peter Santos I’m digging the depths of the found footage bargain bin I found Alien Origin.…
Try To Remain Calm Starring: Bianca Bree, Sean Brosnan, Simon Phillips, Maya Grant, Jazz Lintott, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sean Pertwee, Joey Ansah Director: Dominic Burns 2012 | 101 Minutes | Rated R “You’re nothing but a cold blooded killer.” – Carrie Alien Invasion was originally going to be called U.F.O. Both titles are pretty uninspired…
To Fight Monsters We Created Monsters Starring: Idris Elba, Charlie Hunnam, Rinko Kikuchi, Charlie Day, Ron Perlman, Clifton Collins Jr., Max Martini, Burn Gorman, Robert Maillet Director: Guillermo Del Toro 2013 | 131 Minutes | PG-13 “Today we are canceling the apocalypse!” – Stacker Pentecost What action movie fan wasn’t excited when they heard that…
Starring: Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon, Kevin Costner, Diane Lane, Laurence Fishburne, Antje Traue, Ayelet Zurer, Christopher Meloni, Russell Crowe Director: Zack Snyder 2013 | 143 Minutes | PG-13 “You’re a monster, Zod and I’m going to stop you.” – Superman Superman is easily one of my least favorite super heroes. He’s a character…
First Contact. Last Stand. Starring: Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Olivia Wilde, Clancy Brown, Paul Dano, Adam Beach, Sam Rockwell, Keith Carradine, Paul David, Noah Ringer Director: Jon Favreau 2011 | 119 Minutes | PG-13 “Demons took your gold. When you get to hell you can ask for it back.” – Jake Lonergan Cowboys & Aliens…
The Ultimate In Alien Terror. Starring: Kurt Russell, Wilford Brimley, T.K. Carter, Keith David Director: John Carpenter 1982 | 108 Minutes | Rated R “I’m tired of talking, Fuchs. I just wanna get up to my shack and get drunk.” – MacReady John Carpenter’s The Thing is a sci-fi horror cult classic. While The Thing…
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