Avengers Grimm is one of a string of films (term used loosely) released by Asylum using titles similar enough to major releases to potentially confuse a person into purchasing/renting/pay attention to their movie instead of the movie they were intending. The movies themselves rarely have any resemblance to the movie whose title they were parodying. Avengers Grimm was obviously hoping to cash in on the popularity of Marvel’s Avengers.
They’re The Best Man For The Job Starring: Cynthia Rothrock, Zoe Bell, Kristanna Loken, Vivica A. Fox, Brigitte Nielsen, Nicole Bilderback Director: Christopher Ray 2014 | 89 Minutes | Unrated “Look at you. This is what you were built for.” – Mona Synopsis: When the president’s daughter is kidnapped in a war-torn country, her only…
Starring: Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Gal Gadot, Jesse Eisenberg, Amy Adams, Jeremy Irons, Diane Lane, Laurence Fishburne, Holly Hunter, Scoot McNairy, Michael Shannon, Ezra Miller, Jason Momoa, Ray Fisher, Kevin Costner Director: Zack Snyder 2016 | 151 Minutes | PG-13 “Do you bleed? You will.” – Batman Synopsis: After his battle with General Zod, Superman…
The Ultimate Team Of Woman And Machine. Starring: Heather Thomas, Jeffrey Combs, Ashley Ferrare, Dar Robinson, Martine Beswicke, Robert Quarry, Martin Landau Director: Fred Olen Ray 1987 | 83 Minutes | Rated R “Ooooo. Looks more like a battleship than a motorcycle.” – Carla I had never heard of Cyclone prior to seeing the VHS…
Only The Dead Survive Starring: Natassia Malthe, Clint Howard, Michael Pare Director: Uwe Boll 2010 | 79 Minutes | Rated R “Fuckin’ Nazis.” – BloodRayne So, BloodRayne: The Third Reich has been sitting in my NetFlix instant cue for a long time now. I’m actually getting a little embarrassed when I have friends over for…
No Man Can Touch Her Naked Steel Starring: Lana Clarkson, Katt Shea, Frank Zagarino, Dawn Dunlap, Arman Chapman Director: Hector Olivera 1985 | 70 Minutes | Rated R “There’s a reason for fighting and entertaining a tyrant isn’t it.” – Argan After Amazons and Gladiators failed to quench my thirst for sword fighty violence I…
The Fight Is Just Beginning Starring: Patrick Bergin, Jennifer Rubin, Richard Norton, Nichole Hiltz, Wendi Winburn, Mary Tamm Director: Zachary Weintraub 2001 | 89 Minutes | Rated R “Are you not Marcus Crassius, conqueror of the Amazons? Well here’s an Amazon, conquer me!” – Serena I streamed Amazons and Gladiators on Netflix Instant. I am…
Starring: Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight, Iain Glen, Daniel Craig Director: Simon West 2001 | 100 Minutes | PG-13 “Into the belly of the beast.” – Manfred Powell “And out of the demon’s ass.” – Alex West I have been a gamer for most of my life. I cut my teeth on Super Mario Bros., Mega…
The Future Is Flux Starring: Charlize Theron, Marton Csokas, Jonny Lee Miller, Sophie Okonedo, Frances McDormand Director: Karyn Kusama 2005 | 92 Minutes | PG-13 “I had a family once, I had a life. Now all I have is a mission.” – Aeon Flux If memory serves me correctly, Aeon Flux came out right around…
Starring: Michelle Yeoh, Donnie Yen, Waise Lee, Catherine Hung, King-Tan Yuen, Pei Pei Cheng, Norman Chu Director: Yuen Woo Ping 1994 | 93 Minutes | Not Rated “Wing Chun is my wife-to-be. If you touch her, I’ll kill you!” – Leung Pok To I had never heard of Wing Chun before (other than of the Everybody…
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