Unleash Your Inner Beast! Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Adam Brody, Rob Huebel, Kristen Schaal, Megan Boone, Eric Edelstein, Aaron Takahashi, Kristopher Van Varenberg, Dennis Haysbert, Bianca Bree, Robert Peters Director: Rob Meltzer 2013 | 94 Minutes | Not Rated “Stick a finger into the tiger’s anus!” – Storm Rothchild Synopsis: Chris (Adam Brody) is an…
Starring: Matt Lucas, Billy Crystal, Juno Temple, Dolph Lundgren, James Marsden, Johnny Knoxville, Rebel Wilson, Peter Stormare, James Caan, Saffron Burrows, DJ Qualls, David Koechner, Rosie Perez Director: Jonas Akerlund 2012 | 96 Minutes | Rated R “Drugs and dumps aren’t free, mom.” – Tommy Balls There is literally one reason that I decided to…
Non Stop Action On The High Seas Starring: Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, Yuen Biao, Dick Wei, Mars, Isabella Wong Director: Jackie Chan 1983 | 98 Minutes | PG-13 “You are harboring a murderer!” – Dragon Ma It’s interesting… many people seem to be of the belief that Project A is one of, if not THE…
The 21st Century’s Most Dangerous Cop The 21st Century’s Most Ruthless Criminal The Future Isn’t Big Enough For The Both Of Them Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock, Nigel Hawthorne, Benjamin Bratt, Bob Gunton, Glenn Shadix, Denis Leary, Jesse Ventura, Jack Black, Rob Schneider, Adrienne Barbeau (voice), Ric Drasin Director: Marco Brambilla 1993 | …
Nice Guys Don’t Get Mad. They Get Even. Starring: Jackie Chan, Richard Norton, Miki Lee, Karen McLymont, Gabrielle Fitzpatrick, Sammo Hung Director: Sammo Hung 1997 | 87 Minutes | PG-13 “I know you! Jackie! You’re a nice guy!” – Diana Mr. Nice Guy is the type of Jackie Chan movie that Jackie has done time…
He Promised His Son The Ultimate Toy This Christmas… But It Will Take A Superhero To Get It. Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Rita Wilson, Jake Lloyd, James Belushi, Danny Woodburn, Paul Wight Director: Brian Levant 1996 | 89 Minutes | PG “Who told you you could eat my cookies?” – Howard Langston With…
Fight To Cheer Another Day Starring: Trishelle Cannatella, Ginny Weirick, Maitland McConnell, George Takei, Michael Paré, Michael FitzGibbon, Larry Poindexter, Natasha Chang, Lateef Crowder Director: David Presley 2008 | 82 Minutes | Rated R “My ninja skills are complete, butterfly.” – Courtney “I should not have doubted you, grasshopper.” – April After reviewing a couple…
Starring: Michelle Yeoh, Donnie Yen, Waise Lee, Catherine Hung, King-Tan Yuen, Pei Pei Cheng, Norman Chu Director: Yuen Woo Ping 1994 | 93 Minutes | Not Rated “Wing Chun is my wife-to-be. If you touch her, I’ll kill you!” – Leung Pok To I had never heard of Wing Chun before (other than of the Everybody…
One Man Will Stand Up For What’s Right. Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Johnny Knoxville, Ashley Scott, Neal McDonough, John Beasley, Kevin Durand Director: Kevin Bray 2004 | 86 Minutes | PG-13 “You’re wrong. This is my town.” – Chris Vaughn For me, Walking Tall was Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s coming out party. I wasn’t a huge…
Starring: Jackie Chan, Gary Daniels, Richard Norton, Joey Wong, Kumiko Goto, Chingmy Yau, Leon Lai, Michael Wong, Carol Wen Director: Wong Jing 1993 | 99 Minutes | PG-13 “I hit hard, where as you hit like a girl.” – Ryu Saeba I have put off reviewing City Hunter for quite a while. My first viewing…
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