Try To Remain Calm Starring: Bianca Bree, Sean Brosnan, Simon Phillips, Maya Grant, Jazz Lintott, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sean Pertwee, Joey Ansah Director: Dominic Burns 2012 | 101 Minutes | Rated R “You’re nothing but a cold blooded killer.” – Carrie Alien Invasion was originally going to be called U.F.O. Both titles are pretty uninspired…
Starring: Matt Lucas, Billy Crystal, Juno Temple, Dolph Lundgren, James Marsden, Johnny Knoxville, Rebel Wilson, Peter Stormare, James Caan, Saffron Burrows, DJ Qualls, David Koechner, Rosie Perez Director: Jonas Akerlund 2012 | 96 Minutes | Rated R “Drugs and dumps aren’t free, mom.” – Tommy Balls There is literally one reason that I decided to…
This Man’s Business Is Weapons Starring: George Lazenby, Ben Carruthers, Robin Hunter, Christina Townsend, Edward Judd, Alan Barnes, Cy Endfield, Germaine Greer Director: Cy Endfield 1971 | 87 Minutes “He knows every damn gun law of every damn country you’ve ever heard of.” – Jesse Universal Soldier was the movie George Lazenby turned down a…
Starring: Brad Pitt, Mireille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badge Dale, Ludi Boeken, Matthew Fox, Fana Mokoena, Sterling Jerins, Abigail Hargrove Director: Marc Forster 2013 | 116 Minutes | PG-13 “Mother Nature is a serial killer. No one’s better. More creative.” – Andrew Fassbach World War Z is one of the rare times where I had…
Terror Just Hit Home Starring: Mary McCormack, Rory Cochrane, Tony Perez Director: Chris Gorak 2006 | 95 Minutes | Rated R “Open the door, sweetie. Open the fucking door!” – Lexi Right At Your Door sounded like something of a zombie movie without the zombies. Believe it or not my favorite part about zombie movies…
No Witnesses. No Rules. Starring: Dolph Lundgren, Vinnie Jones, Randy Couture, Daniel Bonjour, Carly Pope, Gianni Capaldi, Lester Speight, Mel Rodriguez Director: Giorgio Serafini 2013 | 96 Minutes | Rated R “If you can hold your breakfast down I’ll buy you a burger later… rare.” – Maxwell Like any action fan I picked up Ambushed to…
Loving Husband. Devoted Father. Ruthless Killer. Starring: Michael Shannon, Winona Ryder, Ray Liotta, Chris Evans, David Schwimmer, Robert Davi, James Franco, Stephen Dorff Director: Ariel Vromen 2013 | 105 Minutes | Rated R “I only feel alone around other people. Couldn’t be truer.” – Mr. Freezy I had read ‘The Ice Man: Confessions of a…
Starring: Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Mads Mikkelsen, Judi Dench, Jeffrey Wright, Richard Branson Director: Martin Campbell 2006 | 144 Minutes | PG-13 “It doesn’t bother you? Killing all those people?” – Vesper Lynd “Well I wouldn’t be very good at my job if it did.” – James Bond I never grew up watching James Bond…
All Roads Don’t Lead To Salvation Starring: Jason Statham, Agata Buzek, Vicky McClure Director: Steven Knight 2013 | 100 Minutes | Rated R “You’ve got a knife. How bout a spoon?” – Joseph Smith The trailers for Redemption or Hummingbird made it very clear that this was not your average Jason Statham movie. I still…
We’ve Been Expecting You. Starring: Radha Mitchell, Sean Bean, Laurie Holden, Deborah Kara Unger, Kim Coates, Jodelle Ferland Director: Christophe Gans 2006 | 125 Minutes | Rated R “Only the demon knows where she is.” – Christabella With most video game inspired movies the biggest complaint from game fans is that the movie strays too…
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