Avengers Grimm is one of a string of films (term used loosely) released by Asylum using titles similar enough to major releases to potentially confuse a person into purchasing/renting/pay attention to their movie instead of the movie they were intending. The movies themselves rarely have any resemblance to the movie whose title they were parodying. Avengers Grimm was obviously hoping to cash in on the popularity of Marvel’s Avengers.
Legends Are Born In Blood Starring: Martin Thon, Ramona Kuen, Kai Borchardt, Dennis Zachmann, Anika Neubauer, Andrea Glowig, Rene Schneider, Dave Kaufmann, Tom Savini Director: Oliver Krekel 2012 | 116 Minutes | Rated R “That’s it? Bringing back the dead is easy work then.” – Little John What happens when you combine one of folklore’s…
Rise And Fight Starring: Jason Statham, Leelee Sobieski, John Rhys-Davies, Ron Perlman, Claire Forlani, Matthew Lillard, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds, Kristanna Loken, Darren Shahlavi Director: Uwe Boll 2007 | 127 Minutes | PG-13 “You gonna fight… or talk me to death?” – Farmer I’ve tried watching In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege…
Starring: Robin Dunne, Erica Durance, Julian Sands, Katharine Isabelle, Mark Gibbon, Cainan Wiebe, Richard de Klerk, Bill Dow, Brent Stait, Paul Lazenby Director: Peter DeLuise 2009 | 93 Minutes | Not Rated “You fight well… for a thief.” – Maid Marian I’m on a bit of a Robin Hood kick as of late. I have…
Starring: Don Taylor, Reginald Beckwith, Eileen Moore, David King Wood, Douglas Wilmer, Harold Lang, Wensley Pithey, Ballard Berkeley, Leslie Linder, John Van Eyssen, Toke Townley, Vera Pearce, Michael Golden, Leonard Sachs, Patrick Holt Director: Val Guest 1954 | 77 Minutes “Has anyone ever escaped from here?” – Robin Hood “They have not, nor shall they.”…
Starring: Victor Webster, Ellen Hollman, Will Kemp, Rutger Hauer, Michael Biehn, Barry Bostwick, M. Emmet Walsh, Lou Ferrigno, Don “The Dragon” Wilson, Roy “Big Country” Nelson, Royce Gracie, Antonio “Big Foot” Silva, Eve Torres Director: Mike Elliott 2015 | 104 Minutes | PG-13 “Careful, Mathayus, you are a pawn in a game of kings.” –…
Unmask The Legend Starring: Yu Rong Guang, Donnie Yen, Jean Wang, Tsang Sze Man, Yuen Shun Yi, James Wong Writer: Tsui Hark Action Director: Yuen Wo Ping Director: Yuen Wo Ping Producer: Tsui Hark 1993 | 85 Minutes | PG-13 “How can it be righteous to defend a corrupt official?” – Iron Monkey Along with…
They Had Their Time… Now It’s His! Starring: Paul Sampson, Udo Kier, Norman Reedus, Billy Drago, David Carradine, Max Perlich, Ingrid Sonray, Sofie Norman, Mary Christina Brown Director: Paul Sampson 2012 | 101 Minutes | Rated R “You will have your ten lifetimes of excess, but then I will come for you… all of you.”…
When The Last Angel Falls, The Fight For Mankind Begins. Starring: Paul Bettany, Dennis Quaid, Lucas Black, Tyrese Gibson, Adrianne Palicki, Charles S. Dutton, Kevin Durand, Willa Ford, Jon Tenney, Kate Walsh, Doug Jones Director: Scott Stewart 2010 | 100 Minutes | Rated R “I said your fucking baby’s gonna burn.” – Gladys Foster Legion…
Starring: Ray Besharah, Brett Kelly, Celine Filion, Jody Haucke Director: Brett Kelly 2011 | 85 Minutes | Not Rated “It would be a shame to start shooting people. It’s bad for business, don’t cha know.” – Evan I hit play on the ole Netflix instant cue when I came across Adventures of Thunderstorm: The Return…
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