What Happens When You Sleep? Starring: Katie Featherston, Micah Sloat Director: Oren Peli 2007 | 86 Minutes | Rated R “It’s getting worse.” – Katie I have mostly avoided the Paranormal Activity series. I don’t really know why. It’s certainly up my alley and I actually saw Paranormal Activity 2 a number of years ago…
Starring: Reid Warner, Darrin Bragg, Ben Rovner, Jelena Nik, Glenn Campbell Director: Oren Peli 2015 | 91 Minutes | Rated R “Area 51, man. It’s the 51st state.” – local interviewee Paranormal Activity creator Oren Peli’s Area 51 has been in production for a long time. It’s one of those movies that seemed like it…
Fear The Dark Starring: Keri Russell, Josh Hamilton, Dakota Goyo, Kadan Rockett, J.K. Simmons Director: Scott Charles Stewart 2013 | 97 Minutes | PG-13 “What am I doing in the kitchen?” – Daniel Dark Skies seemed to be overlooked by darn near everyone. I knew that the movie existed but it seemed like it came…
Existing Soon Starring: Alexie Gilmore, Bryce Johnson Director: Bobcat Goldthwait 2014 | 77 Minutes | Not Rated “I just don’t believe in Bigfoot.” – Kelly My rummage through the best and very worst of the continually growing found footage horror movie pile continues with director (?) Bobcat Goldthwait’s Willow Creek, the first (to my knowledge)…
They Do Not Come In Peace Starring: Brittany Allen, Freddie Stroma, Melanie Papalia, Jesse Moss, Anja Savcic, Sean Rogerson Director: Colin Minihan 2014 | 101 Minutes | Not Rated “This is definitely not an airplane.” – Seth I don’t really remember where I heard about Extraterrestrial. Whenever… wherever… whoever it was… thank you. I was…
The Only Way Out Is Down Starring: Perdita Weeks, Ben Feldman, Edwin Hodge, Francois Civil, Marion Lambert, Ali Marhyar, Cosme Castro Director: John Erick Dowdle 2014 | 93 Minutes | Rated R “And they should be made to crawl on their bellies into the kingdom of darkness.” – Scarlett Something about As Above, So Below’s…
The Footage Is Real. The Proof Is Irrefutable. Starring: Chelsea Vincent, Peter Pedrero, Philip Croc Director: Mark Atkins 2012 | 88 Minutes | Not Rated “The ocean’s a hundred miles away. No clue how the boat got here.” – Peter Santos I’m digging the depths of the found footage bargain bin I found Alien Origin.…
Survive The Night Starring: Ethan Hawke, Lena Headey, Max Burkholder, Adelaide Kane, Edwin Hodge, Rhys Wakefield Director: James DeMonaco 2013 | 85 Minutes | Rated R “Just remember all the good the purge does.” – Mary Sandin The Purge had a HUGE amount of internet hype after its initial release. It would be hard for…
When The Earth Froze, The Rules Of Survival Changed Forever. Starring: Laurence Fishburne, Bill Paxton, Kevin Zegers, Charlotte Sullivan, Atticus Mitchell Director: Jeff Renfroe 2013 | 94 Minutes | Not Rated “Mason, this isn’t right!” – Sam “This is survival.” – Mason So, I have a feeling the producers of The Colony hoped that the…
Try To Remain Calm Starring: Bianca Bree, Sean Brosnan, Simon Phillips, Maya Grant, Jazz Lintott, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sean Pertwee, Joey Ansah Director: Dominic Burns 2012 | 101 Minutes | Rated R “You’re nothing but a cold blooded killer.” – Carrie Alien Invasion was originally going to be called U.F.O. Both titles are pretty uninspired…
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