Change Is Coming Starring: Miles Teller, Kate Mara, Michael B. Jordan, Jamie Bell, Toby Kebbell, Reg E. Cathey, Tim Blake Nelson Director: Josh Trank 2015 | 100 Minutes | PG-13 “I think you’ve cracked inter-dimensional travel.” – Dr. Franklin Storm I’m never one to be the first to get a review out for any given…
Heroes Don’t Get Any Bigger Starring: Paul Rudd, Michael Douglas, Evangeline Lilly, Corey Stoll, Michael Pena, Judy Greer, Bobby Cannavale, T.I., Hayley Atwell, John Slattery, Anthony Mackie Director: Peyton Reed 2015 | 117 Minutes | PG-13 “My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! What do you need me to do?” –…
Live, Die, Repeat Starring: Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt, Bill Paxton Director: Doug Liman 2014 | 113 Minutes | PG-13 “While it is an honor, General, I’m afraid I’m going to have to decline. I can’t stand the sight of blood. Not so much as a papercut.” – Cage I’m far from a Tom Cruise fan.…
Starring: Reid Warner, Darrin Bragg, Ben Rovner, Jelena Nik, Glenn Campbell Director: Oren Peli 2015 | 91 Minutes | Rated R “Area 51, man. It’s the 51st state.” – local interviewee Paranormal Activity creator Oren Peli’s Area 51 has been in production for a long time. It’s one of those movies that seemed like it…
Starring: Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, James Spader, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Elizabeth Olsen, Samuel L. Jackson, Don Cheadle, Paul Bettany, Cobie Smulders, Anthony Mackie, Hayley Atwell, Idris Elba, Stellan Skarsgard, Linda Cardellini, Thomas Kretschmann, Andy Serkis, Stan Lee Director: Joss Whedon 2015 | 141 Minutes | PG-13 “No…
They Do Not Come In Peace Starring: Brittany Allen, Freddie Stroma, Melanie Papalia, Jesse Moss, Anja Savcic, Sean Rogerson Director: Colin Minihan 2014 | 101 Minutes | Not Rated “This is definitely not an airplane.” – Seth I don’t really remember where I heard about Extraterrestrial. Whenever… wherever… whoever it was… thank you. I was…
The Footage Is Real. The Proof Is Irrefutable. Starring: Chelsea Vincent, Peter Pedrero, Philip Croc Director: Mark Atkins 2012 | 88 Minutes | Not Rated “The ocean’s a hundred miles away. No clue how the boat got here.” – Peter Santos I’m digging the depths of the found footage bargain bin I found Alien Origin.…
If The Suit Fits, Waste It. Starring: Matthew Marsden, Kristanna Loken, Christian Pitre, Gary Busey, Beverly D’Angelo, Barak Hardley, Abraham Benrubi, Eve, Kevin McNally, Alexa Vega Director: Henry Saine 2013 | 92 Minutes | Rated R “Boom mother fuckers!” – Drifter Bounty Killers is one of those movies that comes out of nowhere and surprises…
When The Earth Froze, The Rules Of Survival Changed Forever. Starring: Laurence Fishburne, Bill Paxton, Kevin Zegers, Charlotte Sullivan, Atticus Mitchell Director: Jeff Renfroe 2013 | 94 Minutes | Not Rated “Mason, this isn’t right!” – Sam “This is survival.” – Mason So, I have a feeling the producers of The Colony hoped that the…
Try To Remain Calm Starring: Bianca Bree, Sean Brosnan, Simon Phillips, Maya Grant, Jazz Lintott, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sean Pertwee, Joey Ansah Director: Dominic Burns 2012 | 101 Minutes | Rated R “You’re nothing but a cold blooded killer.” – Carrie Alien Invasion was originally going to be called U.F.O. Both titles are pretty uninspired…
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