Starring: Matt Salinger, Scott Paulin, Ronny Cox, Ned Beatty, Darren McGavin, Michael Nouri, Melinda Dillon, Francesca Neri, Bill Mumy, Kim Gillingham Director: Albert Pyun 1990 | 97 Minutes | PG-13 “You remain a poor choice, little brother.” – Red Skull “Stop calling me your brother!” – Captain America I hadn’t seen the Albert Pyun Captain…
The Military Has Designed The Perfect Fighter… Not Even It Can Destroy. Starring: Kristen Quintrall, Dario Deak, Jason S. Gray, Rick Malambri, Angela Vitale Director: Griff Furst 2007 | 85 Minutes | Not Rated “Why won’t you die, mother fucker!?!” – Pfc. Kate Riley There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. Asylum movies intentionally…
Reanimated. Rearmed. The Ultimate Rematch. Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Andrei Arlovski, Dolph Lundgren, Mike Pyle, Garry Cooper, Corey Johnson, Emily Joyce, Kerry Shale Director: John Hyams 2009 | 97 Minutes | Rated R “You often think about humankind and its destiny? Yes or no? Who am I?” – Andrew Scott Ten years after the previous…
Prepare To Become Obsolete. Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Michael Jai White, Bill Goldberg, Kiana Tom, Daniel Von Bargen, Xander Berkeley, Heidi Schanz, Justin Lazard, Sylvester Terkay Director: Mic Rodgers 1999 | 83 Minutes | Rated R “Hello Dr. Cotner… I’m ready when you are. But, on the other hand… Fuck you!” – S.E.T.H. I always…
Back In Action And Deadlier Than Ever! Starring: Matt Battaglia, Chandra West, Burt Reynolds, Jeff Wincott Director: Jeff Woolnough 1999 | 94 Minutes | Rated R “What do you call that? Tae Kwon Don’t?” – GR83 Well, the next logical step after Universal Soldier 2 was to attack Universal Soldier 3. Lucky for me they…
No Memory. No Emotion. No Mercy… Until One Of Them Decides To Become Human Again. Starring: Matt Battaglia, Chandra West, Jeff Wincott, Gary Busey, Burt Reynolds Director: Jeff Wollnough 1998 | 92 Minutes | Rated R “My name’s Annie.” – Annie “GR44.” – Luc Deveraux “Cool! Are you a rap singer?” – Annie I remembered…
The Future Has A Bad Attitude. Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Ally Walker, Ed O’Ross, Jerry Orbach, Eric Norris, Simon Rhee, Ralph Moeller, Tommy “Tiny” Lister, Michael Jai White, Kristopher Van Varenberg Director: Roland Emmerich 1992 | 102 Minutes | Rated R “I’m giving the orders from now on.” – Sgt. Andrew Scott Universal…
Mission: Terminate the KGB Jungle Experiments. Goal: Destroy the Human Killing Machines. Order: Leave No One Alive! Starring: Max Thayer, John Dresden, Nick Nicholson, Toni Nero Director: Junn P. Cabreira/J.C. Miller 1986 | 86 Minutes | Not Rated “Fuck you Baylor, I’m not one of your pawns anymore.” – Richard Sanders No Dead Heroes is…
Under Their Own Command Starring: Scott Adkins, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Andrei Arlovski, Kristopher Van Varenberg, Roy Jones Jr., Wes Shivers Director: John Hyams 2012 | 113 Minutes | Rated R “We are brothers. We are one.” – Luc Deveraux When I heard that John Hyams was going to be directing another Universal Soldier…
Avenge Starring: Chris Evans, Hayley Atwell, Sebastian Stan, Tommy Lee Jones, Hugo Weaving, Dominic Cooper, Stanley Tucci, Samuel L. Jackson, Toby Jones, Neal McDonough Director: Joe Johnston 2011 | 124 Minutes | PG-13 “I knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times.” – Captain America I was recently inspired to revisit Captain America: The First Avenger…
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