Starring: Elijah Wood, Sasha Gray, Neil Maskell Director: Nacho Vigalondo 2014 | 100 Minutes “You can turn off the camera, you can turn off the computer. Do whatever you want but remember it’s her fault you’re stranded at that hotel. I think it’s only fair that she should offer you a little entertainment in the…
May The Best Man Live Starring: Jason Statham, Clive Owen, Robert De Niro, Dominic Purcell, Aden Young , Yvonne Strahovski, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje Director: Gary McKendry 2011 | 117 Minutes | Rated R “Killing’s easy. Living with it’s the hard part.” – Danny Killer Elite claims to be based on a true story but more accurately…
Existing Soon Starring: Alexie Gilmore, Bryce Johnson Director: Bobcat Goldthwait 2014 | 77 Minutes | Not Rated “I just don’t believe in Bigfoot.” – Kelly My rummage through the best and very worst of the continually growing found footage horror movie pile continues with director (?) Bobcat Goldthwait’s Willow Creek, the first (to my knowledge)…
Survive The Night Starring: Ethan Hawke, Lena Headey, Max Burkholder, Adelaide Kane, Edwin Hodge, Rhys Wakefield Director: James DeMonaco 2013 | 85 Minutes | Rated R “Just remember all the good the purge does.” – Mary Sandin The Purge had a HUGE amount of internet hype after its initial release. It would be hard for…
Adapt Or Die Starring: Saoirse Ronan, Eric Bana, Cate Blanchett, Tom Hollander, Olivia Williams, Jason Flemyng Director: Joe Wright 2011 | 111 Minutes | PG-13 “I just missed your heart.” – Hanna Hanna is another movie that had a good amount of hype behind it, that just didn’t click for me. I am getting to…
Try To Remain Calm Starring: Bianca Bree, Sean Brosnan, Simon Phillips, Maya Grant, Jazz Lintott, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sean Pertwee, Joey Ansah Director: Dominic Burns 2012 | 101 Minutes | Rated R “You’re nothing but a cold blooded killer.” – Carrie Alien Invasion was originally going to be called U.F.O. Both titles are pretty uninspired…
Starring: Brad Pitt, Mireille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badge Dale, Ludi Boeken, Matthew Fox, Fana Mokoena, Sterling Jerins, Abigail Hargrove Director: Marc Forster 2013 | 116 Minutes | PG-13 “Mother Nature is a serial killer. No one’s better. More creative.” – Andrew Fassbach World War Z is one of the rare times where I had…
Terror Just Hit Home Starring: Mary McCormack, Rory Cochrane, Tony Perez Director: Chris Gorak 2006 | 95 Minutes | Rated R “Open the door, sweetie. Open the fucking door!” – Lexi Right At Your Door sounded like something of a zombie movie without the zombies. Believe it or not my favorite part about zombie movies…
No Witnesses. No Rules. Starring: Dolph Lundgren, Vinnie Jones, Randy Couture, Daniel Bonjour, Carly Pope, Gianni Capaldi, Lester Speight, Mel Rodriguez Director: Giorgio Serafini 2013 | 96 Minutes | Rated R “If you can hold your breakfast down I’ll buy you a burger later… rare.” – Maxwell Like any action fan I picked up Ambushed to…
Revenge Just Rode Into Town Starring: Ryan Kwanten, Steve Bisley, Tom E. Lewis, Claire van der Boom Director: Patrick Hughes 2010 | 97 Minutes | Rated R “If Jimmy Conway rides into town he’ll be bringing hell with him. Shoot to kill.” – Old Bill So, this Patrick Hughes guy I have never heard of…
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