Only The Dead Survive Starring: Natassia Malthe, Clint Howard, Michael Pare Director: Uwe Boll 2010 | 79 Minutes | Rated R “Fuckin’ Nazis.” – BloodRayne So, BloodRayne: The Third Reich has been sitting in my NetFlix instant cue for a long time now. I’m actually getting a little embarrassed when I have friends over for…
The Most Dangerous Thing Is To Be Alive Starring: Nick Damici, Connor Paolo, Michael Cerveris Director: Jim Mickle 2010 | 98 Minutes | Rated R “You shoot me, I’ll fuckin’ kill you.” – Mister StakeLand is what vampire movies should be. None of this girly Twilight crap. This is bloody, depressing stuff.
A Wild West Without Law, A Slayer Without Mercy. Starring: Natassia Malthe, Zack Ward, Brendan Fletcher, Michael Pare, Chris Coppola, Chris Spencer, Sarah-Jane Redmond, Michael Eklund Director: Uwe Boll 2007 | 99 Minutes | Unrated “As one we stand together, we fight together and we die together.” – BloodRayne Uwe Boll’s bad video game adaptations…
Live To Kill. Kill To Live. Starring: Kristanna Loken, Michael Madsen, Michael Pare, Billy Zane, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley, Meat Loaf, Darren Shahlavi Director: Uwe Boll 2006 | 94 Minutes | Unrated “Everyone that comes near me dies.” – Rayne Another Uwe Boll movie, another video game adaptation. I am going in to this with…
A Taste For Blood… And A Search For Immortality! Starring: Daniel Goddard, Katherine Hawkes, Eric Etebari, Martin Kove, Costas Mandylor, Gary Daniels, Phil Fondacaro, Matthias Hues Director: Joe Tornatore 2007 | 101 Minutes | Rated R “You know nothing would greater pleasure than to be your knight in shining armor.” – Alex Stone There are…
An Immortal Battle For Supremacy. Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman, Michael Sheen, Shane Brolly, Erwin Leder, Bill Nighy, Wentworth Miller Director: Len Wiseman 2003 | 121 Minutes | Rated R “Put on something elegant and be quick about it.” – Kraven It is funny. Going in to my most recent viewing of Underworld I was so sure…
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